by Hazel Berry. Having never been a boy, I had no idea about all the weird shit boys do to get off. That is, until I met my husband and he told me a hilarious story about why he loved climbing the pole at school. But one day when I climbed something weird happened. It felt really good. Like, so good I would make sure to climb that pole every morning and every lunch. More: This teenage girl just got fired for speaking up about inequality.